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the-goddamazon:

zzbbtt:

i dont think i’ll ever stop reblogging this shit

If I never reblog this, assume I’m dead.

I recorded this, and made it a ringtone.

I am not ashamed.

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Racist Trolls Stalk FKA Twigs Because She's Dating Robert Pattinson

whitepeoplestealingculture:

ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL the pressed people that Robert wouldn’t even look at.

Quit pickin on FKAtwigs you dumbasses

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the-goddamazon:

lostintrafficlights:

engardejean:

TBH one of the reasons white people get stared at in Malaysia (and in some of the other asian countries i’ve been to like Vietnam and Thailand) is the way some of them dress. Like… I’ve seen tourists in the city and in my town that basically dress like

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Like where the fuck are u going jesus christ our country isnt a “jungle”. 

I hope they get malaria

LOL when I was in Thailand I saw tourists dressed like this in the city too.

… if I saw someone walking around like that in Bangkok I’d probably either A) sock them or B) trick them with some stereotypical asian BS that folks like that would fall for… and then sock them

Posted 1 hour ago // 42 notes
Will Riley Matthews put a stop to the bullies and save her innocent dad from jail? (x)

Oh my god YES

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Posted 2 hours ago // 1,970 notes

i really ought to post more selfies… but I haven’t really been doing much serious makeup lately, because of two things:

ONE: I *need* an eyeliner that I can apply to my lower lashes/lids that will not slide off after an hour (I have very moist/oily lower lids). I have heard random things about MAC fluidline… but I can’t try it out because my local MAC store is currently boarded up under renovation. DX

TWO: … new foundation. Badly.

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vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.
Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.
Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.
This time, though. This was a good cry.


…. wtf is a dry soy cappuccino… why is it on ice… why are you ordering this.

vegansanfrancishet:

So, I paint my nails pretty regularly these days. I also work as a barista/cashier pretty regularly these days. A few weeks back, I had a customer come in, a fairly typical, sheltered, suburban soccer mom, and she ordered a latte from me. She saw my brightly colored nails and said, “Wow, you’re so brave! My son asked me about painting his nails, and if it’s okay for boys to do that. Now I’ll tell him there’s a cool guy who does it too!” It was a nice moment, very cute.

Then, last week, she came in again, and said, “Hey, I’m so glad you’re here! I want you to meet someone!” She then brings her son forward, and says, “Okay sweetie, show him what you did!” And he throws his hands up, showing off his bright, sparkling blue nails. He shows them off, and I show mine off to him. He smiles. We fist bump.

Guys, I’ve only wanted to cry once at work before, and that was when someone ordered a large dry soy cappuccino on ice.

This time, though. This was a good cry.

…. wtf is a dry soy cappuccino… why is it on ice… why are you ordering this.

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Posted 2 hours ago // 120,787 notes

calleo:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

i-am-a-mushroom:

My shrimp is so weird like when I touch it, it changes colors and kinda spasms sometimes idk

like it was kinda pinkish and then it turned red and now its yellow

and it has a stripe that wasn’t there before

its weird

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clarification

MY PET SHRIMP

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further clarafication

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SHRIMP

IN

A

FISH TANK

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This is worth the read.

Posted 2 hours ago // 149,924 notes

… okay who’s gonna do the do and write/draw some nasty Boko smut.

SOMEONE IS GONNA DO IT

OUT YOURSELFES

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Posted 2 hours ago // 10,177 notes